The Imeweus Virus

By Mark Giles, All Access

There is a powerful sickness that is sweeping our nation, striking at our very core.
It sneaks up on us with little warning, wreaking havoc wherever it goes.
It is the Imeweus Virus. It is deadly.
And once infected, it's tough to cure.

The Imeweus Virus can strike almost anyone, anywhere, at anytime.
It is not a respecter of person, place, social standing or financial strength.
The tenacles of this vicious killer will constrict the life out of anything it contacts.

How can you recognize whether or not you have come in contact with the Imeweus Virus?
First, check the beginning and content of your sentences and paragraphs.
Look for any sign or trace of Imeweus.
This strain of virus is very sneaky, and will sometimes evade you at first inspection.
But look closely.
When you see it, you will recognize it.

You may also locate it in your mission statement, company slogan, or logo.
Imeweus is everywhere.
And eradication is your only hope.

Imeweus.
Please spread the word.
And inoculate with extreme prejudice.
The life of your organization may depend on it.

(with gratitude to Tracy Johnson, www.tjohnsonmedia.com )